Thursday, January 1, 2009

[မီးျပတိုက္] 1 New Entry: Woman

Woman



  1. Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. (Author Unknown)


  2. Women like silent men. They think they're listening. (Marcel Achard)


  3. A woman, the more careful she is about her face, is commonly the more careless about her house. (Ben Jonson)


  4. You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. (Author Unknown)


  5. How me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man. (Erica Jong)


  6. A beautiful woman who is pleasing to men is good only for frightening fish when she falls into the water. (Zen proverb)


  7. Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less. (Susan B. Anthony)


  8. There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. (Stephen Stills)


  9. Once upon a time a man dragged his father from their house and as they reached a tree his father cried "Stop! I did not drag my own father past this tree!" (Gertrude Stein)


  10. A successful woman preacher was once asked "what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry?" "Not one," she answered, "except the lack of a minister's wife. (Author Unknown)


  11. The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that ... women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves. (Author Unknown)


  12. The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?" (SIGMUND FREUD)


  13. When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. (Author Unknown)


  14. I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men, now walk ahead. He said there were many unexploded land mines since the war. (Robert Mueller)


  15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (Author Unknown)


  16. A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. (Arnold Haultain)


  17. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. (Bill Maher)


  18. Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. (Laurence J. Peter)


  19. I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! (Author Unknown)


  20. Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence. (Mignon McLaughlin)


  21. Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory. (Maya Angelou)


  22. Every woman should have a purse of her own. (Susan B. Anthony)


  23. If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. (Thomas Carlyle)


  24. Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. (William Shakespeare)


  25. No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. (H.L. Mencken)

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