They Are Playing Our Song
When a woman in a certain African tribe knows she is pregnant, she goes out into the wilderness with a few friends and together they pray and meditate until they hear the song of the child. They recognize that every soul has its own vibration that expresses its unique flavor and purpose. When the women attune to the song, they sing it out loud. Then they return to the tribe and teach it to everyone else.
When the child is born, the community gathers and sings the child's song to him or her. Later, when the child enters education, the village gathers and chants the child's song. When the child passes through the initiation to adulthood, the people again come together and sing. At the time of marriage, the person hears his or her song. Finally, when the soul is about to pass from this world, the family and friends gather at the person's bed, just as they did at their birth, and they sing the person to the next life.
There is something inside each of us that knows we have a song, and we wish those we love would recognize it and support us to sing it.
In the African tribe there is one other occasion upon which the villagers sing to the child. If at any time during his or her life, the person commits a crime or aberrant social act, the individual is called to the centre of the village and the people in the community form a circle around them. Then they sing their song to them. The tribe recognizes that the correction for antisocial behavior is not punishment; it is love and the remembrance of identity. When you recognize your own song, you have no desire or need to do anything that would hurt another.
A friend is someone who knows your song and sings it to you when you have forgotten it. Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.
If you do not give your song a voice, you will feel lost, alone, and confused. If you express it, you will come to life. We attract people on a similar wavelength so we can support each other to sing aloud. Sometimes we attract people who challenge us by telling us that we cannot or should not sing our song in public. Yet these people help us too, for they stimulate us to find greater courage to sing it.
You may not have grown up in an African tribe that sings your song to you at crucial life transitions, but life is always reminding you when you are in tune with yourself and when you are not. When you feel good, what you are doing matches your song, and when you feel awful, it doesn't. In the end, we shall all recognize our song and sing it well. You may feel a little warily at the moment, but so have all the great singers. Just keep singing and you'll find your way home
When the child is born, the community gathers and sings the child's song to him or her. Later, when the child enters education, the village gathers and chants the child's song. When the child passes through the initiation to adulthood, the people again come together and sing. At the time of marriage, the person hears his or her song. Finally, when the soul is about to pass from this world, the family and friends gather at the person's bed, just as they did at their birth, and they sing the person to the next life.
There is something inside each of us that knows we have a song, and we wish those we love would recognize it and support us to sing it.
In the African tribe there is one other occasion upon which the villagers sing to the child. If at any time during his or her life, the person commits a crime or aberrant social act, the individual is called to the centre of the village and the people in the community form a circle around them. Then they sing their song to them. The tribe recognizes that the correction for antisocial behavior is not punishment; it is love and the remembrance of identity. When you recognize your own song, you have no desire or need to do anything that would hurt another.
A friend is someone who knows your song and sings it to you when you have forgotten it. Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.
If you do not give your song a voice, you will feel lost, alone, and confused. If you express it, you will come to life. We attract people on a similar wavelength so we can support each other to sing aloud. Sometimes we attract people who challenge us by telling us that we cannot or should not sing our song in public. Yet these people help us too, for they stimulate us to find greater courage to sing it.
You may not have grown up in an African tribe that sings your song to you at crucial life transitions, but life is always reminding you when you are in tune with yourself and when you are not. When you feel good, what you are doing matches your song, and when you feel awful, it doesn't. In the end, we shall all recognize our song and sing it well. You may feel a little warily at the moment, but so have all the great singers. Just keep singing and you'll find your way home
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တစ္ေန႔ထက္တစ္ေန႔ တုိးတက္လာတဲ့ ကမာၻႀကီးမွာ နည္းပညာဆုိင္ရာ တုိးတက္မႈေတြနဲ႔ အတူ အခ်က္အလက္ စုေဆာင္းထားရွိမႈ ကလည္း တိက်ခုိင္မာလာပါတယ္။
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၂၀၂၀ မွာျဖစ္လာမယ့္ ၀န္ေဆာင္မႈကို သိခ်င္တယ္ဆုိရင္
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "က်ေနာ္တုိ႔ ဆုိင္ကို ေခၚဆုိမႈအတြက္ ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါတယ္။ ခင္ဗ်ားရဲ႕ ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဟဲလုိ.... ကြ်န္ေတာ္ မွာစရာရွိ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာရဲ႕ စြယ္စံုသံုးကဒ္ နံပါတ္ေလး သိခြင့္ ရွိမလား ခင္ဗ်ာ.."
စားသံုးသူူ။ "အဲဒါ..အာ. ခဏ.. ၈၈၉၈၃၆၄၈၅၀၃၇၂၆၂၉ ၂၃၇၂ -၄၈၈ -၄၂၇၂ ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဟုတ္ကဲ့ပါ ဦးတင္ေရႊ ခင္ဗ်ာ.. ဆရာ့ရဲ႕ အိမ္လိပ္စာကေတာ့ ၂၃ အလကၤာလမ္း ျဖစ္ၿပီး ႐ံုးဖုန္း ၄၆၈၂၇၂၉ နဲ႔ မိုဘုိင္းဖုန္း ၀၆၉၃၈၃၇၂၇ ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ ခု ဆရာ ဘယ္နံပါတ္က ေခၚေနတာပါလဲ ခင္ဗ်ာ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "အိမ္ကေပါ့ကြ။ မင္းဘယ္လုိလုပ္ ငါ့ဖုန္းနံပါတ္ေတြ အကုန္သိေနတာလဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "က်ေနာ္တုိ႔က စနစ္အားလံုးနဲ႔ ခ်ိတ္ဆက္ထားလုိ႔ပါ ဆရာ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ထားပါေတာ့... ခု ပင္လယ္စာ ပီဇာ မွာ ခ်င္လုိ႔ .. ရမလား..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "အဲဒါ ဆရာ့ အတြက္ သိပ္မေကာင္းပါဘူး.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဟ.. ဘာျဖစ္လုိ႔တုန္းကြ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ့ရဲ႕ ေဆးစစ္ခ်က္မွတ္တမ္း အရ၊ အခု ဆရာ့မွာ ေသြးတုိးရွိေနတဲ့ အျပင္ ကိုလက္စေတာ ပါ၀င္မႈလည္းမ်ားေနပါတယ္..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဘာျဖစ္တယ္!!.. ဒါဆုိရင္ မင္းကဘာကို စားသင့္တယ္ ထင္လဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆီပါ၀င္မႈနည္းတဲ့ ဂ်ပန္စတုိင္ ပီဇာ ကို စမ္းစားၾကည့္ဖုိ႔ ဖိတ္ေခၚခ်င္ပါတယ္.. ဆရာ ႀကိဳက္မွာပါ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "မင္းက ဘာျဖစ္လုိ႔ ငါႀကိဳက္မယ္လုိ႔ ေသခ်ာေျပာႏုိင္ရတာလဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ " ၿပီးခဲ့တဲ့ အပတ္က ဆရာ ႏုိင္ငံပိုင္ စာၾကည့္တုိက္ကေန စာအုပ္တစ္အုပ္ ဌားထားပါတယ္။ စာအုပ္နာမည္က " ထင္ရွားေသာ ဂ်ပန္စတုိင္ ဟင္းလ်ာမ်ား " မို႔လုိ႔ပါ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဟား.. ဟုတ္ၿပီ. ဟုတ္ၿပီ. ငါ အ႐ံႈးေပးၿပီ... ငါ့ကို မိသားစုစာ (၃) ခု ေပးစမ္းကြာ.. ဘယ္ေလာက္က်လဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဟုတ္ကဲ့.. ခုဟာကေတာ့ ဆရာ့ မိသားစု (၁၀) ေယာက္လုံးစာ လုံေလာက္ပါတယ္... စုစုေပါင္း ၄၉.၉၉ ေဒၚလာပါ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "အေၾကြး၀ယ္ကဒ္နဲ႔ ေပးလုိ႔ရလား.."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ က်ေနာ္ကို လက္ငင္းေငြသားနဲ႔ ရွင္းေပးေစခ်င္ပါတယ္... ဆရာ့ အေၾကြး၀ယ္ကဒ္က သံုးခြင့္ျပဳထားတဲ့ ပမာဏထက္ ေက်ာ္ေနပါၿပီ။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ဆရာ ဘဏ္ကို ေပးစရာ ၃၄၇၆.၄၅ ေဒၚလာ ရွိေနတာ ၿပီးခဲ့တဲ့ႏွစ္ ေအာက္တုိဘာလ ကတည္းကပါ... အဲဒါ ဆရာ့အိမ္ဌားခ ေတြမပါေသးပါဘူး..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဒါဆုိ မင္းဆီက လာပို႔တဲ့လူ မလာခင္ ငါက ဒီနားက ေအတီအမ္ စက္မွာ သြားေျပးထုတ္ထားရမယ္ ထင္တယ္..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ ထုတ္လုိ႔ရမွာ မဟုတ္ပါဘူး.. မွတ္တမ္းေတြအရ၊ ဆရာ ဒီေန႔အတြက္ ခြင့္ျပဳပမာဏကို ထုတ္ယူၿပီး ျဖစ္ေနပါၿပီ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ကိစၥမရွိပါဘူး.. ပီဇာကို သာေရာက္ေအာင္ ပို႕လုိက္ပါ.. ငါ့ဆီမွာ ေငြသားရွိပါတယ္... ဒါနဲ႔ ဘယ္ေလာက္ ၾကာမလဲကြ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "(၄၅) မိနစ္ေလာက္ေတာ့ ၾကာပါမယ္ဆရာ..ဆရာ မေစာင့္ႏုိင္ဘူး ဆုိရင္ေတာ့ ဆရာ႔ဆုိင္ကယ္ကို စီးၿပီး လာယူလုိ႔ရပါတယ္...
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဘာ!!!"
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "စနစ္ေတြမွာ ေဖာ္ျပထားတဲ့ အေသးစိတ္ အခ်က္အလက္ေတြအရ၊ ဆရာ့မွာ ဆုိင္ကယ္တစ္စီးရွိၿပီးေတာ့ မွတ္ပံုတင္နံပါတ္ ၉၂၇၃၄၈ .....
စားသံုးသူ။ "?????????"
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဘာအလုိရွိေသးပါသလဲ ဆရာ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ " မရွိဘူး !! စကားမစပ္ ကိုလာ (၃) လံုးေလာက္ ေၾကာ္ျငာအေနနဲ႔ မေပးႏုိင္ဘူးလား.."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "သာမန္အားျဖင့္ေတာ့ ေပးႏုိင္ပါတယ္.. ဒါေပမယ့္ မွတ္တမ္းေတြအရ..ဆရာ့မွာ ဆီးခ်ိဳ....."
စားသံုးသူ။ "***%&$%%### $##$%%@!)))"
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ ေျပာတာဆုိတာ ကိုၾကည့္ေျပာရင္ ေကာင္းပါမယ္.. ဆရာ ၁၉၈၇ ဇူလုိင္လ (၁၅) ရက္ တုန္းက ဆရာ ႐ုိင္း႐ုိင္းစိုင္းစိုင္း ေျပာဆုိမႈ အတြက္ အျပစ္ဒဏ္ခ်ခံရဖူးတာ အမွတ္ရပါ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ မူးလဲသြားပါတယ္...
၂၀၂၀ မွာျဖစ္လာမယ့္ ၀န္ေဆာင္မႈကို သိခ်င္တယ္ဆုိရင္
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "က်ေနာ္တုိ႔ ဆုိင္ကို ေခၚဆုိမႈအတြက္ ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါတယ္။ ခင္ဗ်ားရဲ႕ ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဟဲလုိ.... ကြ်န္ေတာ္ မွာစရာရွိ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာရဲ႕ စြယ္စံုသံုးကဒ္ နံပါတ္ေလး သိခြင့္ ရွိမလား ခင္ဗ်ာ.."
စားသံုးသူူ။ "အဲဒါ..အာ. ခဏ.. ၈၈၉၈၃၆၄၈၅၀၃၇၂၆၂၉ ၂၃၇၂ -၄၈၈ -၄၂၇၂ ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဟုတ္ကဲ့ပါ ဦးတင္ေရႊ ခင္ဗ်ာ.. ဆရာ့ရဲ႕ အိမ္လိပ္စာကေတာ့ ၂၃ အလကၤာလမ္း ျဖစ္ၿပီး ႐ံုးဖုန္း ၄၆၈၂၇၂၉ နဲ႔ မိုဘုိင္းဖုန္း ၀၆၉၃၈၃၇၂၇ ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ ခု ဆရာ ဘယ္နံပါတ္က ေခၚေနတာပါလဲ ခင္ဗ်ာ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "အိမ္ကေပါ့ကြ။ မင္းဘယ္လုိလုပ္ ငါ့ဖုန္းနံပါတ္ေတြ အကုန္သိေနတာလဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "က်ေနာ္တုိ႔က စနစ္အားလံုးနဲ႔ ခ်ိတ္ဆက္ထားလုိ႔ပါ ဆရာ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ထားပါေတာ့... ခု ပင္လယ္စာ ပီဇာ မွာ ခ်င္လုိ႔ .. ရမလား..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "အဲဒါ ဆရာ့ အတြက္ သိပ္မေကာင္းပါဘူး.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဟ.. ဘာျဖစ္လုိ႔တုန္းကြ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ့ရဲ႕ ေဆးစစ္ခ်က္မွတ္တမ္း အရ၊ အခု ဆရာ့မွာ ေသြးတုိးရွိေနတဲ့ အျပင္ ကိုလက္စေတာ ပါ၀င္မႈလည္းမ်ားေနပါတယ္..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဘာျဖစ္တယ္!!.. ဒါဆုိရင္ မင္းကဘာကို စားသင့္တယ္ ထင္လဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆီပါ၀င္မႈနည္းတဲ့ ဂ်ပန္စတုိင္ ပီဇာ ကို စမ္းစားၾကည့္ဖုိ႔ ဖိတ္ေခၚခ်င္ပါတယ္.. ဆရာ ႀကိဳက္မွာပါ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "မင္းက ဘာျဖစ္လုိ႔ ငါႀကိဳက္မယ္လုိ႔ ေသခ်ာေျပာႏုိင္ရတာလဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ " ၿပီးခဲ့တဲ့ အပတ္က ဆရာ ႏုိင္ငံပိုင္ စာၾကည့္တုိက္ကေန စာအုပ္တစ္အုပ္ ဌားထားပါတယ္။ စာအုပ္နာမည္က " ထင္ရွားေသာ ဂ်ပန္စတုိင္ ဟင္းလ်ာမ်ား " မို႔လုိ႔ပါ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဟား.. ဟုတ္ၿပီ. ဟုတ္ၿပီ. ငါ အ႐ံႈးေပးၿပီ... ငါ့ကို မိသားစုစာ (၃) ခု ေပးစမ္းကြာ.. ဘယ္ေလာက္က်လဲ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဟုတ္ကဲ့.. ခုဟာကေတာ့ ဆရာ့ မိသားစု (၁၀) ေယာက္လုံးစာ လုံေလာက္ပါတယ္... စုစုေပါင္း ၄၉.၉၉ ေဒၚလာပါ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "အေၾကြး၀ယ္ကဒ္နဲ႔ ေပးလုိ႔ရလား.."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ က်ေနာ္ကို လက္ငင္းေငြသားနဲ႔ ရွင္းေပးေစခ်င္ပါတယ္... ဆရာ့ အေၾကြး၀ယ္ကဒ္က သံုးခြင့္ျပဳထားတဲ့ ပမာဏထက္ ေက်ာ္ေနပါၿပီ။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ဆရာ ဘဏ္ကို ေပးစရာ ၃၄၇၆.၄၅ ေဒၚလာ ရွိေနတာ ၿပီးခဲ့တဲ့ႏွစ္ ေအာက္တုိဘာလ ကတည္းကပါ... အဲဒါ ဆရာ့အိမ္ဌားခ ေတြမပါေသးပါဘူး..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဒါဆုိ မင္းဆီက လာပို႔တဲ့လူ မလာခင္ ငါက ဒီနားက ေအတီအမ္ စက္မွာ သြားေျပးထုတ္ထားရမယ္ ထင္တယ္..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ ထုတ္လုိ႔ရမွာ မဟုတ္ပါဘူး.. မွတ္တမ္းေတြအရ၊ ဆရာ ဒီေန႔အတြက္ ခြင့္ျပဳပမာဏကို ထုတ္ယူၿပီး ျဖစ္ေနပါၿပီ..."
စားသံုးသူ။ "ကိစၥမရွိပါဘူး.. ပီဇာကို သာေရာက္ေအာင္ ပို႕လုိက္ပါ.. ငါ့ဆီမွာ ေငြသားရွိပါတယ္... ဒါနဲ႔ ဘယ္ေလာက္ ၾကာမလဲကြ..."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "(၄၅) မိနစ္ေလာက္ေတာ့ ၾကာပါမယ္ဆရာ..ဆရာ မေစာင့္ႏုိင္ဘူး ဆုိရင္ေတာ့ ဆရာ႔ဆုိင္ကယ္ကို စီးၿပီး လာယူလုိ႔ရပါတယ္...
စားသံုးသူ။ "ဘာ!!!"
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "စနစ္ေတြမွာ ေဖာ္ျပထားတဲ့ အေသးစိတ္ အခ်က္အလက္ေတြအရ၊ ဆရာ့မွာ ဆုိင္ကယ္တစ္စီးရွိၿပီးေတာ့ မွတ္ပံုတင္နံပါတ္ ၉၂၇၃၄၈ .....
စားသံုးသူ။ "?????????"
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဘာအလုိရွိေသးပါသလဲ ဆရာ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ " မရွိဘူး !! စကားမစပ္ ကိုလာ (၃) လံုးေလာက္ ေၾကာ္ျငာအေနနဲ႔ မေပးႏုိင္ဘူးလား.."
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "သာမန္အားျဖင့္ေတာ့ ေပးႏုိင္ပါတယ္.. ဒါေပမယ့္ မွတ္တမ္းေတြအရ..ဆရာ့မွာ ဆီးခ်ိဳ....."
စားသံုးသူ။ "***%&$%%### $##$%%@!)))"
ေအာ္ပေရတာ။ "ဆရာ ေျပာတာဆုိတာ ကိုၾကည့္ေျပာရင္ ေကာင္းပါမယ္.. ဆရာ ၁၉၈၇ ဇူလုိင္လ (၁၅) ရက္ တုန္းက ဆရာ ႐ုိင္း႐ုိင္းစိုင္းစိုင္း ေျပာဆုိမႈ အတြက္ အျပစ္ဒဏ္ခ်ခံရဖူးတာ အမွတ္ရပါ.."
စားသံုးသူ။ မူးလဲသြားပါတယ္...
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